My Fellow Americans

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.


ISAIAH HAS BEEN FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


REJOICE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. FOR SO LONG I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT. AND NO DOUBT, I SHALL CELEBRATE IT APPROPRIATELY WITH BURNING EFFIGIES AND SOLEMN REMEMBRANCES OF ISAIAH'S TERRIBLE LIFE AND THANKFUL DEMISE. BUT I AM NERVOUS, AS I WAS AFTER SCOTT LAYDEN'S OUSTER, THAT THE CHANGES WE CELEBRATE MAY BRING NO BETTER SOLUTIONS.

THIS IS THE END OF THIS COMMENTARY, WHICH I HAVE WILLFULLY IGNORED FOR MORE THAN TWO MONTHS IN JOYOUS AVERSION.

I KNOW NOT WHAT LIES AHEAD. BUT LET US ALL REMEMBER THE DAY ISAIAH THOMAS GOT FIRED, SHITCANNED, ZIGGIED, AXED, KICKED OUT ON HIS ASS. TRULY, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL TODAY.